Real Men of Genius Appreciation

In the interest or full disclosure, let me first say that Bud Light is horrible. I, under no circumstances, purchase any Budweiser products for my own consumption, and given the choice at a party between Budweiser/Bud Light or water, I go with water.

With that being said, I would like to say that the Bud Light “Real Men of Genius” ad campaign is everything that the beer it represents is not. It is wonderful and fresh and hilarious. For those of you not in the know, the ads are a sixty second satirical tribute to stereotypical members of the male sex. They are voiced by Pete Stacker and sung by former Survivor vocalist Dave Bickler. There have been a few tv spots in the past, but they play most often on the radio. Below are some of my personal favorites, as well as some of the older ones and some that I do not hear that often.

Note: these are all leeched…so the quality varies.

Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer

Mr. Stinky Breath Breather Outer

Mr. Gasoline BBQ Starter

Mr. Really Big Golf Club Maker

Mr. Furniture Assembly Manual Writer

Mr. Artificial Tree Maker

Mr. Company Computer Guy

Mr. Next Day Carpet Installer

Mr. Really, Really, Really Bad Dancer; Mr. Way Too Much Cologne Wearer; Mr. Giant Taco Salad Inventor

Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer

Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator

I was unable to find “Mr. Apartment Right By The El Tracks Guy,” so keep an ear out for that one. It is probably my personal favorite.


About Anthony

Husband of one, father of one. Two cats, one dog, a bike, and some fishing poles. I do nothing well.
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7 Responses to Real Men of Genius Appreciation

  1. Schmutzie says:

    I personally like Mr. Overly-Zealous-Foul-Ball-Chaser….kills me every time Matt drops it in.

  2. Patrick says:

    Former Survivor vocalist Dave Bickler went to my high school.

  3. Anthony says:

    That makes 2 of you!

  4. Schmutzie says:

    It’s a Benet Redwing miracle!!!!

  5. Patrick says:

    Hail Sr. Mary and praise the lord.

    I don’t know when you graduated, but a certain Mr. Cain seriously left in major disgrace.

  6. Schmutzie says:


    Killer Kane was certainly an interesting character back then. Used to LOVE those London trips…ahem. (Always seemed to leave the wife at home too.) And can you imagine a woman named “Candy” marrying a guy named Kane?

    We’ve had some interesting cats come through that place for sure.

    Some are still there too. Kohn…White….I think Dennerlein just left(!!!!!!!!)……

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